1. Find, cut down, haul home, and set up a Christmas tree. Actually, there is even much less cursing in the man-free version.
2. Put lights on the aforementioned tree. There is less cursing for this part also, unless you count the things you say under your breath when the kids mention for the 800th time how Dad does it.
3. Budget for all the holiday expenses. Oh, wait. You were already doing that yourself anyway.
4. Plan and shop for all the gifts......no, that's another one you were already doing....hmmm.
5. Christmas cards--no....bake cookies--don't be ridiculous.....kid's school parties--as if! Every single other holiday activity--
Oh, for Pete's sake. Never mind.
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