1. The multiple postcards I've received about my health care coverage that read, "We are about to mail you information regarding some very important upcoming changes to your medical card. If this is not your correct address, please notify us immediately, as it is very important that you receive this information."
2. This nonsense right here.
3. Which is the logical equivalent of this further nonsense. (Livin' the dream!)
4. The fact that free, government-issued cell phones are the only phones that won't work with 211, a service of the United Way that provides information about community resources to low-income families. You know. The families with the free government-issued cell phones.
5. No Child Left Behind, and all its crack-smoking cousins. (Don't think it belongs on this list? I beg to differ.)
6. Current presidential candidate (Insert name here--it doesn't matter which one.)
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